Happy Two For Tuesday, that’s right today is the day that you can share the bodacious backsnatch of Corvallus with another randy rough and ready individual! DPs only today!! If you don’t have a c*** partner one will be assigned to you. Park behind La Carreta and look for my sign! Due to a demand surge in Ibiza I’m running low on poppers, if you have any Jungle Juice or pig sweat poppers consider donating a bottle. Gina Tina and Charlie on deck along with a full bar with top shelf libations.
Jizzle my jampony, today!
____Corvy B Winslow
