To ain’t nobody messaged me yet, c’mon whiteys hit me up if you want to get your backslit lit up! My motto is NO HOLES REFUSED! I once bent a fat Chris Farley looking m*********** behind a construction site portapotty. He had one of the stinkiest assholes ever, probably ate nothing but Philly cheese steaks and Chicago pizzas. After I loaded old boy up he’s putting his jeans back on and he says ‘wow that felt great, thanks n*****…I mean Tyronian’ I walk over and say ‘on your knees boy’ and he complies and I bend over and break wind right on his nose.
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