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There I sat broken hearted tried to s*** but only
spent nearly 30 minutes squirting a large volume of gelatinous foul smelling goo that was a nasty black-brown with undigested kernels of corn that shot into the water like pellets from a gun. That was followed by gallons of sweet tea looking water that turned on and off like a faucet before the bloop, bloop, blooping of something that looked like melted marshmallows. The funny thing is is that I had a ham sandwhich, an orange and chips for lunch yesterday. A Big Mac combo, with an Happy Meal for dinner, and nothing since!?! I haven’t had corn in like two weeks and haven’t had marshmallows in years!

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