Stopped by cleo’s last night and saw Corphallus getting his bhole blown out by a train of 10+ soul brothers.

At one point digital undergrounds Humpty Dance came on and Corphallus starts trying to dance and gesture along to the lyrics while he’s bent over, occasionally standing up and shouting them and then pressurating men around him to give him a high five or behind the back low ten.

He shouts IM THE ONE WHO SAID JUST GRAB EM IN THE BISCUITS forces one man to high five and then does a cartwheel back to the next guy in the train and tries to do this handstand b****** thing and falls down looking really idiotic in the process.

As I was leaving I saw him at the bar throwing his hands in the air and rapping along to music while trying to make eye contact and seek approval of black men who were trying to ignore him. Also he kept trying to only pay $1 for a glass of St Ides.