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SOOOWEEEEE let’s have a PIGGIE POKE PARTY tonight at Club Aqua Miami! it’s going to be wild, there will be Backsnatches, Front (or back) bushes, La Caretta, alligator fuckhouse, c******** slide, Backpussy, Backvaginas, Jizzle Jism, Jizzshooters, R***** Remulade, a*** aioli, Cleos, Slammers, , Hanks, a yank and spank bank, Slurp ramps, stabbin cabins, Pillsbury cookie dough rolls, guys with names ending in -ian, guys with nicknames with alliteration and the same letters (eg C*** Craver Chris), Testicle torture, Jism training, Chinese s****, B****** Balls Brian (what does it even mean), Soul trains or daisy chains, Face fart battles, Trucker Suckers, Orlando, Pringles Cans,

IF YOU WANT IT WE GOT IT it’s a celebration folks! CULTURAL (& CUMGUZZLER) FRIDAY at Club Aqua where the nights are wild and never end

CREAM ME THERE!

Simply,

CORVALLUS BRONSON WINSLOW

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