HOOCHIE COOCHIE Fellas and get on over to the ALLIGATOR FUCKHOUSE I am GREAZED & SLEAZED ahora for you to BREED MY BACKSNATCH! This mancunt is - Simply Confess

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HOOCHIE COOCHIE Fellas and get on over to the ALLIGATOR FUCKHOUSE I am GREAZED & SLEAZED ahora for you to BREED MY BACKSNATCH! This mancunt is moist & marinated for you to jump off in my jampony and jizzle it!

Park behind La Caretta and look for my sign, follow the instructions and you can roost in my rump and release your ripe remoulade ASAP!

F*** ME NOW!!!

– CORVALLUS HADERACH

New Confession

Now I’m no Republican but when I first saw Josh Hawley my first thought was “I bet this man from Texas has the most exquisite and fragrant backbush!”

I’d like to use his bodacious backbush as a scuba mask!

Your friend,

Corvallus Bronson Winslow III

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Now I’m no Republican but when I first saw Josh Hawley my first thought was “I bet this man from Texas has the most exquisite and fragrant backbush!”

I’d like to use his bodacious backbush as a scuba mask!

Your friend,

Corvallus Bronson Winslow III