What is Bigfoot? Does Bigfoot really exist? Why is the government trying to hide Bigfoot? What does Bigfoot eat?
Now I’m no Republican but when I first saw Josh Hawley my first thought was “I bet this man from Texas has the most exquisite and fragrant backbush!”
I’d like to use his bodacious backbush as a scuba mask!
Your friend,
Corvallus Bronson Winslow III
