Last night I was sitting in my house when suddenly three Black men entered. One of them had a ghetto blaster on his shoulder playing the rap music. They were also smoking the endo and drinking the purple drank. “Time for white women to get fucked,” one of them said. My wife greeted them with a sultry kiss and told me to leave for a while.

I went outside and slept in the yard as I listened to them make love to my wife. It sounded like she was being fucked by a telephone pole.