Mucho MANCREAM MONDAYS next week at Cleos y’all. Hombres with 3, 7 and even 14 day loads need to UNLOAD ESTA NOCHE!
Truckers, sailors on shore leave, long haul bus drivers, unhappily married men and members of the clergy are looking to DUMP in your mouth or backpussy!
Pina coladas and mudslides on special and we’ve recently added a set of handlebars to our championship pool tables for your comfort!
Mention coupon code CORVALLUS and receive a coupon for 2X1 Bud Drys and Lowenbraus! Door prize is a 4 pack of ORIGINAL RECIPE Four Lokos from Cleophus’ private stash!
Shooters: save your loads for next week!