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President Xi Jinping, your great leader, says that criticism of China is unfounded, unwarranted and will not be tolerated. Those who make ill remarks about China will not be forgiven. Joel Osteen confirms that there will be no forgiveness as according to Joel, forgiveness can come only from Heaven, or paying lots of money to Joel’s church.

You can download President Xi Jinging’s new Social App called ‘Praise China” to earn credits on your social score. You can also download Joel Osteen apps and listen to his sermons and send him your money. Don’t be a broken man who has worldly sorrow, resentment passed judgement against others. Or you could jerk off to Joel’s wife or daughter and write a Confession telling which one is the best. We await your Confession.