Cream Gene here, hummin and cummin at you from the tramp camp behind the Publix. H**** Ernie and Hairy Larry dumpster dove a box of glazed donuts and while they were enjoying them donuts they glazed my lips!
Next up were too Spanish hombres who came here by way of Havana. In my best spanish I let them know I was offering free blowjobs to weary men of the streets. Their jeans and bikini briefs (latinos really do wear the funniest underpants!) were immediately dropped and they were playing swords to determine who goes first!! Aye!!
After they were finished unloading their leche I came across DeonTré who had just hit the motherlode for a gentleman of the boulevard dumpster diving: a box of red wine!
I asked him for a dram to quench my thirst and he refused. Now we all know that African Americans can be very frugal but that doesn’t mean they aren’t open to negotiating… “How about I drink a cup of your wine after I drain your BALLSACK!”
Suddenly I was speaking some swahili he understood!
Cream Gene enjoys helping the less fortunate particularly marginalized black and brown communities! One love brothers sisters and jizzle sniffers!
