My lady came home and I was getting DP’d by by Dookie Dunker Dushawn and Baseball Bat Boner Byron. I wasn’t expecting her home yet. She knows I fool around with men but I guess seeing it was different. She said after seeing me carrying on and “singing an opera” she doesn’t feel as attracted to me since I was being “fucked like a woman”.
Don’t know how to win her back or make her see me as the macho cockstrong papi chulo that I am.