Yeah i met a f***** on here. Ever heard of Joe Biden? Very fragrant front and backbush, like sandalwood, tobacco and fresh juniper. The color a deep grey like ashes from a romantic campfire. I gave his front and back forest a tongue bath and then spit lubed his jizzlestick and made him breed my backsnatch.
Afterwards he said “you’re on the birth control pill right? Last thing I need is a pregnancy with all I’ve got going on”
Crazy old fool didn’t notice my meat and potatoes swinging I guess!
CORVALLUS BRONSON WINSLOW
