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After the 2008 franchise convention in Orlando, Corvallus got spitroasted by Papa John Schnatter and Wendy’s founder Dave Thomas. Dave Thomas said Corvallus’ backpussy was “old fayshioned” and reminded him of his chili and square burgers. Not to be outdone, Papa John said he would name a pizza after Corvallus and it would be the “greaziest sleaziest most bootylicious pizza around” but of course he was just lying because he wanted to take Corvallus’ backvag for a spin.

After each founder took a flop they pulled out their laptops and ignored Corvallus only occasionally referring to him as a b**** or “that f*****”.

When Papa John got a second b**** he said “hey cocksucker, come drain daddy” to which Corvallus responded “yes sir, I’m gonna s*** that garlic sauce out of your pepperoni!”

“Yeah whatever” Papa John said.

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