Oh my God. I don’t even know how to start this, because it’s the single most disgusting, sensual and strange thing that has ever happened to me in my life. I’m aware I’m gross, and that’s part of the reason I’m putting this here; to get this sick secret off of my chest.
Let me just preface this by saying that ever since I was a young girl (I’m 19 now) I’ve been horribly afraid of dogs, especially big ones like great danes or tibetan mastiffs.

Since I’ve already dragged on for long enough, let me just cut to the chase: I was in the woods (a pretty secluded place) and I needed to piss, so I dropped my pants and began doing my business. I started hearing some weird sounds in the leaves or bushes though, like snuffing or sniffling. I immediately thought it was a dog, and got really scared, which prompted me to stupidly stay there squatting half-naked. Needless to say, it was a dog (I think it might have been a missing pet or something because he looked quite well-groomed but had no collar or anything,) but he was MASSIVE. I’m not sure what breed he was, but he really scared me.

Again I stayed in one spot, and he starting snuffling more and coming towards me, at which point I kind of cowered against a tree with my legs half spread. He took this as an invitation because he started licking my p****. This shocked me so much that I just stayed there, letting him do it, until I realised it felt good. REALLY good. So I let this poor dog eat me out and I came for him. What the f*** is wrong with me?