Hello SC friends, and I do consider you my friends, it’s Corvallus here feeling a bit down. So I had a big weekend planned and when we got to Ybor City that Rocco Siffredi looking mfer just wanted to f*** my lady, ok cool with me but let me grease all the moving parts with my tongue, right? Wrong. He closed the door and was jackhammering my lady I got naked and got on my hands and knees and approached the door and knocked. Rocco opened the door a crack, expelled a loud and pungent fart through the crack of the door directly into my nose then closed it and locked it again 😭😭😭 I could hear my lady moaning and shouting in agonizing pleasure. I’m sitting here drinking a mango margarita and took a few bumps of Tina but I heard the pounding and she’s also saying a lot of other stuff. Yes I heard the “love” word used. I can’t ever win!

Regretfully,
Corvallus