I got spitroasted in the Orlando Arena parking lot by Bam Bam Bigelow and The Honky Tonk Man following the Royal Rumble in 1990. I had gotten the tickets

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I got spitroasted in the Orlando Arena parking lot by Bam Bam Bigelow and The Honky Tonk Man following the Royal Rumble in 1990. I had gotten the tickets from my parents for Christmas. Triple B was a big cummer and he had a nice unit. Honky Tonk Man was HUNG but had no stamina, busted a nut in about 90 seconds. They said I, CORVALLUS was the intercontinental tag team champion! I was on top of the world!

CORVALLUS

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This is canada, it’s so depressing

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It’s NiggerNuts Nick in Da house and I just gotta say that corvallus got a stanky and hairy BACKSNATCH I like backsnatches to be clean and waxed like triple A Alan or Backclam Barry my review of corvallus is he ain’t got a clean or compact backcherry and it stanky and not up to my standard! Still got my nut but it ain’t as good as other white boys I hit.