Bonjour Black brothers! Corvallus at your service! I’ll have my sling set up in the handicapped stall of the KFC men’s bathroom on Delaney and Michigan tomorrow night at 7pm! Bring your bulbous black booty boppers down to breed my backsnatch boisterously! Say WHATS SLEAZY for immediate entrance!
Fresh Pig Sweat poppers on deck, variety of lubes and baby wipes all complimentary, thats the Corvallus Difference ™
For every deposit made to my bootybank you will receive one piece of original recipe and a buttermilk biscuit, and yes I do keep hot sauce in my purse!!
Join me tomorrow night for CORVALLUS’ COUNTRY CHICKEN COCKJAMBOREE!
SLEAZE YA THERE!