I been drinking steel reserve talls tonight and I’m feeling wilder than usual. I went to the supermarket and found a white kneeling down stocking a shelf with salsa. Tonight I ate BBQ ribs, steel reserve, cornbread and a slice of sweet potato pie for dinner and two bufords for lunch. I past gas in my car earlier so I knew this batch was toxic☣️

Walked up and pretended to look at something and then said “this price is too damn high!” Turned and blasted old boy right in the face with my mustard gas. “oh boy!” He said, grabbing his nose and falling down. I told him “WHITEY I’VE BEEN SMELLIN YO S*** FOR YEARS YOU CAN SMELL MINE FOR A FEW MINUTES” then I left the store feeling over the moon.

When I got home I saw Corvallus up to his old tricks again dragging my good name through the damn mud again, I look forward to the day that Corvallus is bent over taking my Alabama black snake straight up his damn old bootyhole and his hairy jew a****** will be tickling my shaft.