You shitface Corvallus you blumpkinned me in Alabama. You paid for those bufords and paid me to blast your face with my ass gas. You owe me two more

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You shitface Corvallus you blumpkinned me in Alabama. You paid for those bufords and paid me to blast your face with my a** gas. You owe me two more bufords! Extra cheese and bacon!

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It’s NiggerNuts Nick in Da house and I just gotta say that corvallus got a stanky and hairy BACKSNATCH I like backsnatches to be clean and waxed like triple A Alan or Backclam Barry my review of corvallus is he ain’t got a clean or compact backcherry and it stanky and not up to my standard! Still got my nut but it ain’t as good as other white boys I hit.