Prestonian here to say that I am denouncing all racism and homosexuality. From this day forward the Prestonian will not be known a racist and homosexual

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Prestonian here to say that I am denouncing all racism and homosexuality. From this day forward the Prestonian will not be known a racist and homosexual but instead as a humble black man who loves everyone (but don’t mind getting his damn crank serviced every now and again! Booyah!)

Peace,
The Prestonian ™

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This is canada, it’s so depressing

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