Corvallus here and I hate n****** in general but especially the Prestonian! This n***** has been a thorn in my side for a year now. I think he’s a biavian from the planet of Tan here to harass me and block the biggest blackest boners from entering my cosmic, um backsnatch. I once offered to “drain his balls and fill his belly” if he stopped the harassment but he hasn’t, you can imagine that on a diet of watermelon fried fish, chicken and grape soda your cognitive abilities are not the best.
I once sucked off Richard Roundtree at a downlow black club in Orlando. Nice thick tall can shaped c***, delicious leche de n**** and a fragrant and bristly bush. I was in heaven! Old boy hadn’t been serviced in awhile and it hit like a shotgun blast. He said “I don’t usually nut from head” and I said “that’s the Corvallus Difference ®, you’re my chorizo amigo, n****!”
I’m so drunk today.
Simply,
Corvallus Winslow III
