I met Corvallus on Omegle a few years back. He was dildoing his anus with a broomstick while singing about being a chimney sweeper like Dick Van Dyke from

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I met Corvallus on Omegle a few years back. He was dildoing his a*** with a broomstick while singing about being a chimney sweeper like D*** Van Dyke from Mary Poppins. It was very surreal. I remembered his unusual name and that he kept screaming BREED MY BACKSNATCH! and I later found him here. I see not much has changed.

Nick Gerz

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In music forums and comments (such as discussions around famous rock and metal acts), people often use the name to contrast an iconic artist’s career moves against playing bottom-of-the-barrel local gigs (e.g., “He’s playing with a legendary band, it’s not like he’s stuck playing with ‘Rodney and the Fuckheads’ at a local dive bar”).

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