Corvallus coming at you from the bathroom of the Racetrac gas station near Belle Isle on Lake Conway. I'm greazed and sleazed and I've got my sling set up

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Corvallus coming at you from the bathroom of the Racetrac gas station near Belle Isle on Lake Conway. I’m greazed and sleazed and I’ve got my sling set up here in the handicapped stall of the men’s bathroom taking on all cummers!

To celebrate the life of George Floyd every African American gets a tall can of Steel Reserve and one (1) black and mild cigar per jism blast! That’s The Corvallus Difference™

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In music forums and comments (such as discussions around famous rock and metal acts), people often use the name to contrast an iconic artist’s career moves against playing bottom-of-the-barrel local gigs (e.g., “He’s playing with a legendary band, it’s not like he’s stuck playing with ‘Rodney and the Fuckheads’ at a local dive bar”).

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