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Prestonian update: I’m still slamming lily white cheeks anytime I have a chance and farting in whites faces. I was at a rest area in my town the other day and this white sees me and says “are you the Prestonian?!” He read about me on local message boards. I said shut the f*** up and bend over f***** a** cracker and I slammed his cheeks for the better part of 30 minutes. I suppose in a way slamming cheeks and farting in faces is my lifeblood.

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