If you a real bad racist and you wanna get cured of your evil racism by the high priest of equality and goodwill between men I beseech you to journey to Alabama and get niggerfucked by The Prestonian® at a rest area bathroom off I-65. I will give you a certificate that says that you have passed a cultural sensitivity course and will allow you to call me a n***** while I jackhammer your lily white asscheeks. For this service you will give Deacon Presto Change-o $50 plus a sack of Rally’s hamburgers. I may fart in your damn face after the assfucking in order to complete the ceremony. You can find my website to schedule an appointment.
