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Cream Gene here, I’m not an expert on rap but it’s pretty obvious Prestonian won and humiliated Corvallus in here. It wouldn’t surprise me if we never saw Corvallus again. I sure am glad I don’t have to fight for hard hobo hardons and fragrant musky b** bushes with Corvy anymore. He used to offer $5, a pint of booze and a suckdown or let them f*** his a******. He’d carry around baby wipes and bottles of water. He called it “the Corvallus Difference™” He was like the responsible Uber drivers of b** ballers.

One day I walked behind the Walmart and there’s Corvallus with a line of hobos behind him wailing on his a**. He had given them all the booze first and they all were too drunk to blow their loads!

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