Lovely and sunny here in UK yesterday so I went out in my little back garden with tea and a book. It’s a semi-detached little house with a sunny garden and a patio, next door is the same and the people are nice. A mum and dad and two teenage kids, boy and a girl.
Mum and the Girl (who is pretty and has a lovely figure). We’re sitting out as well just the other side of the fence. They were chatting about this and that (mostly about the state of the world today like everybody else). And then I overheard this conversation…..
Mum – do you want a cup of tea
Girl – yes please that would be great
(Mum goes inside)
Mum – Sarah, it’s later than I thought, nearly four o’clock, you had better get some clothes on Kevin will be back soon.
Sarah – oh damn, this sun is lovely.
Mum – yes we’ll get something on, Kev will have heart attack if he sees you like that.
Sarah – (playfully). Don’t you think he can handle it.
Mum – Sarah get your bloody clothes on , you are not showing Kevin your arse, or anything else, get your knickers back on.

Bloody hell , she had been naked all the time, only a few feet away from me, instant hard on time or what.