Corvallus is a real person. I once met him at the Orlando airport, in a bathroom near the Disney World jamboree shuttle. He was in the handicapped stall with a homemade sling he had set up in there and when I walked in he directed the gentleman in front of me (Caucasian man in his late 20s) to let me go first. “Hung buck n****** to the front of the line as always, that’s the Corvallus Difference®!” he said.

I pulled out a condominium and he said “you don’t need that” and threw it across the room. I entered him and started with a few slow shallow strokes and he said “don’t hold back n*****, I can take it” this surprised me and frankly made me a little mad so I started pumping hard and deep on him. As I’m pumping he’s reacting like he’s being electrocuted shaking and saying gibberish like “ooh ooh oh mee oh my wee ooh ahh”. Finally a deep and hard thrust and I busted my nut deep inside him.

He high fived me and said “thank you brother!” And I felt a little embarrassed and went to go. As I’m leaving he lets out a squeaky wet fart and shouts after me “come again nice n***** gentleman!” It was a very weird experience, but Corvallus is a very real person.

Cornelius Washington
Philadelphia, PA