Growing up, I was very close to my extended family. But after high school I drifted massively apart from them. They why is not important here. What’s important to know is that, almost all of them have kids now. They all have at least two. I’m the odd man out as I have ZERO children. Now, you could say I’ve garnered a certain reputation as a party guy. Like blacks out for fun (not really but you get the gist) anyways, these mfs keep inviting me to their 1-5 year olds birthday parties. As if that’s something I’d be interested in doing. I have yet to show up to one. Yet I keep getting invites. Like sorry that’s a hard no from me. If I wanted to be annoyed for a few hours I’d go find my ex and start a fight.