Yo it’s that big d*** n***** the Prestonian® back in the house and in full motherfucking effect. If you’re a cracker reading this your a****** belongs to me and you better buy me a meal and not ask me for s***. I was f****** some honkeys a****** last night and he said go slow so I started really slamming his a** hard and telling him to call me a n*****. Old boy was screaming N*****!!! at the top of his lungs, his neighbors probably thought he lost his mind. I ejaculated in his a*** and stole $20 from him as I was leaving. Prior to f****** his a** I made him eat my a****** out. That s*** felt good. I’m heading to a restaurant now, please suggest in the comments how much I should tip!