My name is Ray Holycross and I like to date average looking women (I'm very handsome) and mooch off of them and take their stuff as payment. They get mad

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My name is Ray Holycross and I like to date average looking women (I’m very handsome) and mooch off of them and take their stuff as payment. They get mad but they don’t realize that’s the price you paid for good d***, ugly b****!

I love this dude “The Prestonian” and his motto:

Drain my balls
Fill my belly
Don’t ask me for s***!

You da man Prestonian! This is my new motto now! I’ve never fucked a dudes a** but maybe I should try that next! I love farting in faces too bro!

Peace,

Ray Holycross

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