Prestonian here AKA Presto Change-o AKA the Alabama Slammer want to talk about some wild experience I had today. I went to the normal rest area and met a married white man. He said he just wanted to do oral, ok s*** my c*** cracker. Once I’m hard I force his pants down and I’m f****** his white a**. He’s trying to get away but finally just gives in and let’s the Prestonian have his way. Blew my load in his a**. Asked him for $20 for gas and he gave it to me. As he was leaving I farted and he smelled it. Probably thinking that he just lost his a** virginity to the dirtiest n***** around.