Yo yo yo big d*** n***** Prestonian® back and in full effect 💯 got this b******** c*** to put between your lily white asscheeks, s*** my c***, fill my belly and don’t ask me for s*** and that includes a tip. Asking a black man for a tip is like reinstituting slavery. And don’t be giving me any of that cold a** racist food, I ain’t leaving no tip either way but especially won’t if that food ain’t piping hot. The last time I went to a restaurant I told the waiter (gay) that my food was cold smart a** was like that’s a chef salad. I said you listen you little cocksucker I’m da customer I want my ham warm. I also said “and I’m gonna tell your boss Twitter and da newspaper you called me a cheap skinflint n***** if you don’t drain my balls pronto”. Old boy took me into a bathroom stall and sucked me dry. I hate whites but sometimes they’re not so bad.

Peace,
Prestonian/Alabama Slammer