This is how it happened, I was at the Hokkaido Chinese Restaurant getting full when I saw him eyeing me. He had a full head of jet black hair, slim body, a kind face, middle aged; Andy had a taste for Texas Barbecue. I went over and said hi, introduced myself while strategically grabbing and brushing upon various parts of my groin and chest. Andy salivated, and after a few more minutes of chit chat, I gave him my number and returned to my ribs and cucumbers.

within minutes of walking out the door, he texted me, ready to ride my rattlesnake.

about 15 min later, I got home and he arrived minutes later. he immediately got on his knees and unzipped me, unleashing my dry basted hog. He went to work sucking and slurping, burying his face deep into my whiskers. as he did I put a fresh bottle of double Scorpio EMERALD under his nostrils, and when he huffed he went wild furiously working my whistle for my groovy gravy. I took a couple sniffs myself, and for about ten minutes we went on like this until he brought up a pint of powerful p**** potion, and as I took one last deep drag on the poppers I exploded my JIZZLE JUICE deep down his gullet, coating his throat with my sleazy seed.

Satiated and worn out, we collapsed on my coach. He asked me, what’s your name fella?

and as I told him his eyes lit up, knowing he tasted the essence of the Lord: “I AM CORVALLUS”