Last weekend buddy and I went out and seen the new Joker Movie. Afterwards he talked me into going to Red Robins. While sitting at the bar across from us. One of our neighbors noticed me and asked hey don’t you live down the hall from me ? I replied oh yeah How you been ? She said all right but my date stood me up. We decided to share a table and have dinner together. During dinner my friend received a phone call from his work and their short handed. He had to leave. My neighbor said don’t worry I’ll make sure he gets home. So all is good. We finished dinner. During dinner she had 3 / 4 rum and cokes. On the way out I asked if she wanted me to drive. She replied I’m ok. Let her drive. We made it home. Walking down the hall way we stopped and said our goodnight. She looked at me and said what no kiss goodnight ? I replied sure kissed her and she said you want another kiss ? Ok she replied you gotta come in . I walked in her apartment and we started kissing ! She looked at me and said didn’t you turn 18 about 2 weeks ago ? Replied yes. She asked you want a birthday present ? Sure, she replied that she was going to f*** me. Told me she’s been waiting for over a year. Told her I was prepared for any s**. She replied oh baby that’s ok I’m past that stage and I’ll let you f*** mommy as much as you want.