I hooked up recently with an old flame who is 20 years older. We had an active s** life when we were together and we found ourselves alone and a few drinks in.

We got comfortable and proceeded to become reaquainted. I was getting close to c****** when her 20somethingish daughter, Tina comes back home. As I was about to c** she said “I know you wish you were f****** Tina. I know you wanna f*** her. C** for Tina, daddy. C** for Tina daddy!”

I came the hardest I ever have.