My girlfriend and I were at a pub and this drunk woman kept hitting on me. I kept telling her to leave me alone but she got more aggressive, eventually reaching for my crotch. My timid girlfriend normally is very calm and hides her Scottish accent but, when the woman tried to assault me, her accent came out and she screamed at this woman. She pushed her to the floor to threatened to shove a stool up her arse. We got kicked out but It was so hot. I’m looking for an engagement ring now.