i fucked my dog, she a gold lab, so good she didn’t even realize i don’t have a d***. in fact, my p**** is so small, so inverted, that it turned her on. it turned her on so much milk came out of her small doggie t***. i licked it up like i was her puppy and we ended up falling asleep together. then when we woke up, she was gone but there was a note along with a small puppy. the note said “you dumb f*** got me pregnant. that was supposed to be a one time thing and you said you had a condom. this kid ain’t mine, it’s your responsibility. i went to live with my chihuahua main b**** (you’re my side now) and it turns out i’m a lesbian. you’re so ugly you helped me find my s******** cause i don’t know what the f*** you are. aight anyways, i’m ghost. see ya, don’t f*** my son. his names jonqueesh. i’m so glad he doesn’t look like you. -doggy b****” and it was then i noticed what the puppy was. IT WAS A CHIHUAHUA MIX. that stupid gold lab b**** cheated on me with that fucktard lesbian next door. #WILDRIDE

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