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i fucked my dog, she a gold lab, so good she didn’t even realize i don’t have a dick. in fact, my penis is so small, so inverted, that it turned her on. it turned her on so much milk came out of her small doggie tits. i licked it up like i was her puppy and we ended up falling asleep together. then when we woke up, she was gone but there was a note along with a small puppy. the note said “you dumb fuck got me pregnant. that was supposed to be a one time thing and you said you had a condom. this kid ain’t mine, it’s your responsibility. i went to live with my chihuahua main bitch (you’re my side now) and it turns out i’m a lesbian. you’re so ugly you helped me find my sexuality cause i don’t know what the fuck you are. aight anyways, i’m ghost. see ya, don’t fuck my son. his names jonqueesh. i’m so glad he doesn’t look like you. -doggy bitch” and it was then i noticed what the puppy was. IT WAS A CHIHUAHUA MIX. that stupid gold lab bitch cheated on me with that fucktard lesbian next door. #WILDRIDE

All Comments

  • please be a troll

    Anonymous January 8, 2019 7:02 am Reply
  • How high are you?

    Anonymous January 8, 2019 9:55 am Reply
  • Stop

    Anonymous January 8, 2019 9:32 pm Reply
  • ORIGINAL POSTER:

    no i’m not fuckin high. does this sound serious? go write about your unrequited crushes on your teacher and you desperately wanting to kill yourself. y’all ugly. 😘✊

    Anonymous January 9, 2019 12:17 am Reply

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