• 5 years ago
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BASICALLY. Me, my 2 younger sisters (4 y/o and 9 y/o) and my 2 cousins (both boys, 5 y/o and 9 y/o) went to the neighborhood park. We usually also go to the little tuck shop next to it. We bought a bag of chips, and a bunch of other junk food. We went to the park, and swung on the swings, slid down the slides etc. An old man with a bit of a pot belly and a long moustache approaches us and says “Hello!”. We were all really nervous so we just quietly said “hi” as well. We were expecting him to leave after a while, but he just kind stood there, looked around here and there. My cousin got up and GENTLY tapped me on the head, asking me to move so he could sit on my swing. I jerked my head even though he tapped me, because I was annoyed. Then, the man looks at us and goes “Hey! Don’t do that again! Don’t you know hitting women is bad?”. I made a lame excuse really quick saying “He’s my brother. He just wanted to take my swing”. Then he goes: “Still!”. I’m just silently like, Ok….. Afterwards, he keeps kind of staring at me, quick glances at me. My 9 y/o sister slides down the slide and the man looks at her and says “You know, you should drink more milk! More dairy, more yoghurt! It’ll help with your complexion” (Cuz my sister is a little tan. Like what?! Mind ur business man! We’ve literally met 2 seconds ago). Then he looks at me and goes “Look at your sister! She’s so pretty! I bet she has a lot of dairy!” (I don’t). I’m just like Ok old man, hold your horses! Then, I kind of sign language to my cousin and whisper to him to get out of her. So, we really quickly devise a plan that has a 99% chance of working. So, we just really said “Hey, look! Your mum’s calling us! Lets go!” So, we all really quickly got up and left, with my 4 y/o sister and 5 y/o cousin going “whyyy!”. The old man goes “bye!” and I just really quickly wave and turn around. Now every time me and my cousins see him we just ignore him and RUN.

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  • that’s fucking scary. if he ever tries touching you, scream as fucking loud as you can, and make sure to hit him in the eyes + nose.

    Anonymous December 1, 2018 6:18 am Reply
  • Good job

    Anonymous December 1, 2018 6:27 am Reply

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