I really want to get caught with a teenage boy by his mom. I’m 26, but 99bls and petite so I look extremely young and I’m hit on by teenagers often. I usually just politely say I have a boyfriend. There was one at Wholefoods this morning flirting with me while he checked me out. He was extremely gorgeous and kind of looked like a young Ulliel Gaspard. He asked for my number.. so I gave it to him and he texted me to go out this Sunday just an hour ago but I haven’t responded yet. I’m thinking about just pretending to be teenager, taking him up on his offer and letting things take us back to his bedroom.