Hah, who knew the devil was named Paul? Ooooooh!! NEVER has a guy driven me so wild so fast without laying a hand on me. I'd have slipped the bouncer and

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Hah, who knew the devil was named Paul?

Ooooooh!!
NEVER has a guy driven me so wild so fast without laying a hand on me.
I’d have slipped the bouncer and snuck inside just to crawl into your lap if I wasn’t on duty. Mm~ ♥ Sly as you are, I bet you didn’t know; you could’ve had me on my knees infront of the entire club and I wouldn’t have cared.
Night shift be damned, I wish you had tried it, hotshot. ♥

I do so hope you’ll give me a call soon~

New Confession

You know….
You remind me of my father!
I fucken hated my father!🔫

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The J0KER

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