I once ate a hot pocket, early in the afternoon at my house, everything was going good until I accidentally dropped it...alas, it fell on my schlong, I

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I once ate a hot pocket, early in the afternoon at my house, everything was going good until I accidentally dropped it…alas, it fell on my s******, I was only wearing briefs at that time and so it left me in extreme agony due to how hot the hot pocket was my dudes, it was complete torture.

But, the pain only lasted for about 2 days so, it’s all good now. :3

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CIGARETTES, PISS STAINED JEANS, DRYWALL HOLES, FORD TRUCKS, HOOKERSS!

Rodney and the fuckheads

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Re: wife makes me wear a rubber, perhaps you’d like to try my BODACIOUS BACKSNATCH at my alligator fuckshack where RAW IS LAW 🚫 NO CONDOMS ALLOWED!

Unlike your wife if you don’t fill my enchanted end with your guy gravy I’ll be mad!

Corvallus Bronson Winslow III

And yes Charlie Adelson was a big-time cumslut at Cleo’s back in the day. Huge backbush not nearly as fragrant as mine they called hmm Gnarly Charlie.