N*** E***** story about me and a hotel pool: About two years ago, I was at a Best Western hotel for a wedding. It had a pool that barely got used, so when I was bored, I decided to go to the pool alone. It was all fun watching TV from the hot tub and playing with splashes. A bit into my time, I found a water jet right inside the pool. I haven’t jerked off in a while, so I decided to get a little h**** down there. I pulled down my swimming pants partially leaned above the water, and pointed the tip of my d*** right at the jet. My d*** has never felt so ticklish before, and my muscles shook epicly. The jet just blowing right into my f****** pink d*** hole and then the water sliding on the surface of my shaft was literally orgasmic. After a minute, I turned around and then put my b*** hole onto the jet. I took my fingers and started to tug my b*** hole so the water could go right inside my r*****. Water a*** felt so nice, and I jerked my d*** off as well. Then, I needed a break because I didn’t want to ejaculate into the pool so fast, so I sat in the hot tub. I couldn’t resist jerking off in there either. I got really curious, and I started to wonder if I could take my huge erect my d*** and f*** my mouth with it. Surprisingly I did in the water. My d*** tasted like watery butter (I love the taste of d*** soooo much) and my teeth gently tugging my p**** skin as I clog my throat with my d*** and pre-c**. I reached a little deeper for my a****** as well, and sooner than I thought, my tongue was licking my bumpy, soft a******. I took my fingers, tugged apart my a******, and started to rim my whole a***. I absolutely needed to c**, so I went back to the jet, and instead, I got myself fully n***, and starting massaging my engorged d*** with the fast water jet. I put my left index finger up my tight a****** and jerked my d*** off right in front of the jet. Finally, I hit the point of no return, I stop everything, and just put the tip of my d*** as close as I could to the jet. Right before I ejaculated, I was scared if I could make anyone pregnant, but I didn’t really f****** care. Let me tell you what I felt then. I could feel my s**** go through my urethra, my heart pounding against my firm chest, and my b*** tensing up. Right when the s**** squirt out of my p****, I had a mini seizure and my d*** felt like itchy skin that finally got scratched and left a nice, irritated tingle on it. I laid in the water for about 5 seconds, feeling like I was on drugs. After my h**** festival, my muscles were all relaxed and my irritated d*** pleasured me as I got out of the pool. I then went out of the pool feeling like a new man. Thank God that the pool had no windows.

Lol what the f*** am I doing with my life.

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