30/m Couldn't get to sleep, feeling too horny. Was fantasising. Always been an exhibitionist, and suddenly had an idea to take it to the next level. So I

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30/m Couldn’t get to sleep, feeling too h****. Was fantasising. Always been an exhibitionist, and suddenly had an idea to take it to the next level. So I just cycled around my neighbourhood in nothing but a tshirt and shoes. Yes, with my c*** dangling out, nowhere to hide. It’s pretty quiet here this time of the night (almost 2am), but still saw a dozen or so people, drunk mostly. Cycled pretty quickly, and nobody said anything. God it felt liberating though. Yes, you’ll all call me a perv, but I don’t care. God that was h****.

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CIGARETTES, PISS STAINED JEANS, DRYWALL HOLES, FORD TRUCKS, HOOKERSS!

Rodney and the fuckheads

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Re: wife makes me wear a rubber, perhaps you’d like to try my BODACIOUS BACKSNATCH at my alligator fuckshack where RAW IS LAW 🚫 NO CONDOMS ALLOWED!

Unlike your wife if you don’t fill my enchanted end with your guy gravy I’ll be mad!

Corvallus Bronson Winslow III

And yes Charlie Adelson was a big-time cumslut at Cleo’s back in the day. Huge backbush not nearly as fragrant as mine they called hmm Gnarly Charlie.