I've been eating almost exclusively rice and beans for about a week now. I'm farting like a motherfucker all the time. The farts are just MASSIVE. It's - Simply Confess

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I’ve been eating almost exclusively rice and beans for about a week now. I’m farting like a m*********** all the time. The farts are just MASSIVE. It’s actually pretty fun.

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