When time my dad told to shut up because me a cow. True story

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24 f married. Visited my husband last week in prison. Told him I was going out with two of my besties for my birthday. He replied great have fun. But I didn’t tell him about the other three guys. And having reservations at the local motel six. And being on birth control for three months.

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Re: wife makes me wear a rubber, perhaps you’d like to try my BODACIOUS BACKSNATCH at my alligator fuckshack where RAW IS LAW 🚫 NO CONDOMS ALLOWED!

Unlike your wife if you don’t fill my enchanted end with your guy gravy I’ll be mad!

Corvallus Bronson Winslow III

And yes Charlie Adelson was a big-time cumslut at Cleo’s back in the day. Huge backbush not nearly as fragrant as mine they called hmm Gnarly Charlie.