My girlfriend and i recently had a baby 3 months premature. My life is work, hospital to see the baby, and sleep. I got fuckface wasted Thursday night and

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My girlfriend and i recently had a baby 3 months premature. My life is work, hospital to see the baby, and sleep. I got fuckface wasted Thursday night and with the aid of some magic white powder and degenerate friends kept drinking though Friday. Obviously we’ve had no time for s** and I’ve been so backed up and h**** it’s ridiculous, so today in the midst of my binge i went on backpage and found a h*****. I’ve fucked a prostitute or three in my day and the experience is usually disappointing but this girl sucked and swallowed my c*** like a pro; I’ve never gotten better head in my entire life. After 20 minutes of pro head i bent her over and slid my big d*** into the tightest s***** I’ve ever felt. After ten minutes of hard pounding i blew the biggest load I’ve ever shot, it was the most intense o***** of my entire life. I wish i could keep that girl in a box at home and take her out and f*** her anytime i wanted. No guilt at all, the intensity of my o***** washed any feelings like that away. Not only would i do it again, i kind of wish i was penetrating that unbelievably tight v***** right now.

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To say that CumCraver Charlie Adelson was a fixture at Cleo’s Lounge is like saying Shakespeare was a fixture at the Globe Theater. Charlie was first in and last out. Draining sacks and taking shots to his back from afternoon til early morning.

As a fellow Jew I liked seeing a fellow Hebrew doing the work and giving back to the black community who built America and invented nearly everything in this world.

Corvallus Winslow
330 ppm
Written from sacred Seminole land
Hereby renouncing my white privilege

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Re: wife makes me wear a rubber, perhaps you’d like to try my BODACIOUS BACKSNATCH at my alligator fuckshack where RAW IS LAW 🚫 NO CONDOMS ALLOWED!

Unlike your wife if you don’t fill my enchanted end with your guy gravy I’ll be mad!

Corvallus Bronson Winslow III

And yes Charlie Adelson was a big-time cumslut at Cleo’s back in the day. Huge backbush not nearly as fragrant as mine they called hmm Gnarly Charlie.