i MADE A GRUIT BEER WITHOUT HOPS OR MALT SUGAR AND IT TASTES LIKE CRAP BUT I'M STILL DRINKING IT BECAUSE I WANT TO BE BLACK OUT DRUNK

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i MADE A GRUIT BEER WITHOUT HOPS OR MALT SUGAR AND IT TASTES LIKE CRAP BUT I’M STILL DRINKING IT BECAUSE I WANT TO BE BLACK OUT DRUNK

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To say that CumCraver Charlie Adelson was a fixture at Cleo’s Lounge is like saying Shakespeare was a fixture at the Globe Theater. Charlie was first in and last out. Draining sacks and taking shots to his back from afternoon til early morning.

As a fellow Jew I liked seeing a fellow Hebrew doing the work and giving back to the black community who built America and invented nearly everything in this world.

Corvallus Winslow
330 ppm
Written from sacred Seminole land
Hereby renouncing my white privilege

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Re: wife makes me wear a rubber, perhaps you’d like to try my BODACIOUS BACKSNATCH at my alligator fuckshack where RAW IS LAW 🚫 NO CONDOMS ALLOWED!

Unlike your wife if you don’t fill my enchanted end with your guy gravy I’ll be mad!

Corvallus Bronson Winslow III

And yes Charlie Adelson was a big-time cumslut at Cleo’s back in the day. Huge backbush not nearly as fragrant as mine they called hmm Gnarly Charlie.