I have a confession to make. It's one of which I steal muffins from Neighbors houses and I molest them with my finger and I like to make a hole in the

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I have a confession to make. It’s one of which I steal muffins from Neighbors houses and I molest them with my finger and I like to make a hole in the muffin and stick my d*** in it and have s** with like its a chicks v*****. So basically I’m a muffin molester. I’m also a 40 year old virgin hasn’t seen action from a woman ever in my lifetime and probably will never ever see a woman take interest in me ever. And I live with my mother she doesn’t know about my dirty habit of getting the nasty on with muffins after I molest them with my finger. And by the way I pick on this one chick I really like who friend-zoned me and I call her a turd burglar and tell the neighbors that she is a turd burglar and that she eats turds. Because she s******* frustrated me and I don’t have the balls to ask her out on a date. So this is why I started that rumor about her being a turd burglar. But I also like to spy on her through her window because she doesn’t realize that I can see her through her window and I often see her naked through the window and I often m********* watching her.

New Confession

To say that CumCraver Charlie Adelson was a fixture at Cleo’s Lounge is like saying Shakespeare was a fixture at the Globe Theater. Charlie was first in and last out. Draining sacks and taking shots to his back from afternoon til early morning.

As a fellow Jew I liked seeing a fellow Hebrew doing the work and giving back to the black community who built America and invented nearly everything in this world.

Corvallus Winslow
330 ppm
Written from sacred Seminole land
Hereby renouncing my white privilege

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Re: wife makes me wear a rubber, perhaps you’d like to try my BODACIOUS BACKSNATCH at my alligator fuckshack where RAW IS LAW 🚫 NO CONDOMS ALLOWED!

Unlike your wife if you don’t fill my enchanted end with your guy gravy I’ll be mad!

Corvallus Bronson Winslow III

And yes Charlie Adelson was a big-time cumslut at Cleo’s back in the day. Huge backbush not nearly as fragrant as mine they called hmm Gnarly Charlie.